You won a prize!

Posted on May 4, 2012. Filed under: My Lemon Recipes | Tags: , , , , , , |

Image…said the voice on the other end.  It was part of a radio promotion of local businesses, and I was game.  “What’s the prize?”, I asked.  “You’ve won a free whole house carpet cleaning by a local service!”.  I declined, as I had expertly polished hardwood floors.  “Wait!  We have an alternate prize.  You won a scuba diving excursion with <local dive shop>!”.  I informed the voice that I cannot swim and thanked them for their offer.  “Well, we have one more prize to offer.”.

“You won a prize of 10 free tanning sessions!”.   I laughed hysterically.

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What an interesting range of prizes: carpet cleaning, scuba excursion & tanning sessions. The second one is a prize of the adventure sort, the first practical (when appropriate) & the third is vane, shallow & never appropriate.

Imagine your complexion after the sessions: technology can computer age a missing person or someone who wants to know what they’ll look like, they should shade a dark person or someone of any complexion, as they do with teeth whitening…


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